Written in the Stars

Hey babe, what’s your sign?

No, really, what’s your sign? Do you believe in astrology? Do you read your horoscope, even if just for fun.

For the record, I don’t believe in astrology, although I do conform a bit too well to my astrological sign for my comfort. Still, I’m not supposed to get on at all with my husband (we’ve been married for 30 years) and we got married on a date when the stars (according to a friend) were most inauspicious. Again. We’ve been married for 30 years…

Nevertheless, I like to read my horoscopes every now and then. It’s entertainment. Sometimes they have some rough correlation with reality. Sometimes they are completely inaccurate. And sometimes they are so vague as to be incomprehensible.

We were laughing about our horoscopes today when my husband (the one I’m not supposed to get along with) joked that Chat GPT could probably do a better job.

Challenge accepted.

Here are your horoscopes for today, March 24, 2023. Read them. Absorb the wisdom. And then, if you feel so inclined, check out your newspaper of some other horoscope, and tell me which is more accurate. You don’t have to give the sign, just how they related to your day.

Have fun!

March 24, 2023

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You may find yourself feeling a bit restless today, Aries. It’s important to take some time to reflect on what is causing this restlessness and find healthy ways to channel your energy. Consider doing something active or creative to help you feel more centered and focused.

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You may receive unexpected news or information today that could shake up your routine, Taurus. Try to stay flexible and open-minded, as this could lead to new opportunities and experiences. Trust your instincts and follow your passions.

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): Your social life may be buzzing today, Gemini, as you connect with old friends and make new ones. This is a great time to network and collaborate with others, as you may find that your ideas and perspectives are well-received.

Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You may feel a strong urge to retreat and spend some time alone today, Cancer. This is a good opportunity to recharge your batteries and reflect on your goals and priorities. Don’t be afraid to set healthy boundaries with others to protect your time and energy.

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You may find yourself in the spotlight today, Leo, as your natural charisma and confidence shine through. Use this energy to pursue your passions and showcase your talents. Don’t be afraid to take risks and step out of your comfort zone.

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You may be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities today, Virgo. Try to prioritize your tasks and delegate when possible to avoid burnout. Remember to take breaks and engage in self-care activities to maintain your well-being.

Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You may feel a strong desire for adventure and exploration today, Libra. Consider taking a spontaneous trip or trying something new and exciting. This is a good time to break out of your routine and broaden your horizons.

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Your intuition and emotional intelligence may be heightened today, Scorpio. Use this to your advantage in your personal and professional relationships. Trust your gut instincts and communicate your needs and boundaries clearly.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You may find yourself feeling a bit more sensitive and emotional than usual today, Sagittarius. It’s important to honor these feelings and give yourself space to process them. Lean on your support system for guidance and comfort.

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You may be feeling a bit restless in your career or professional life today, Capricorn. Consider exploring new opportunities or taking on new challenges to reignite your passion and drive. Remember to maintain a healthy work-life balance.

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You may feel a strong desire to connect with like-minded individuals today, Aquarius. Consider joining a group or organization that aligns with your values and interests. This is a good time to collaborate and share ideas with others.

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You may be feeling a bit more introspective and reflective than usual today, Pisces. Use this time to connect with your spirituality and inner wisdom. Consider journaling or meditating to gain clarity and insight.

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